i'm sick of all the lies and deception. >:O

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

OLIVIA BENSON LOVES ELLIOT STABLER. THIS IS THE TRUTH. I MEAN, SHIT, I'VE HEARD HER AT LEAST ONCE MUMBLING HIS NAME IN HER SLEEP. TOO BAD TAYLOR LOST HIS MEMORY, BECAUSE HE COULD EASILY BACK ME UP ON THIS (fucking mun, I hate her for that). ANYWAY. SHE LOVES HIM. AND I'M NOT TALKING THAT "OMG B/C HE'S MY BFF!!!" SHIT. NO. SHE IS IN LOVE WITH HIM.

YOU KNOW HOW BENSON POSTED IN dear_mun? SHE WAS, OF COURSE, REFERRING TO "WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?" BY LUDACRIS, WHEREIN IT SAYS,

Backseat, windows up
That's the way we like to fuck

WE ALL (except Taylor) KNOW THAT, HAHAHA, THIS IS WHAT BENSON WOULD LIKE TO DO. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING LYING BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS SHE LYING TO US, SHE'S TRYING TO LIE TO HERSELF. IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S REALLY PATHETIC.

BENSON IS REQUIRED TO ADMIT TO THIS RIGHT HERE, OR ELSE I GO TO THE MUN AND NEGOTIATE GETTING HER MEMORIES OF ELLIOT ERASED (most likely in exchange for all of Taylor's memory, mostly because he's just not the same as a submissive little bitch). I'M SURE I WON'T HAVE TO DO MUCH NEGOTIATING, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE THE MUN WOULD VERY LIKELY APPROVE OF THIS.

Alright, Benson. Stage is yours. Fess up.

Comments

[bulletgirl.livejournal.com]

Kind of a rough way to go about the whole thing, but if that's what it takes...

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah, this is what it takes!

We've waited, what, 237498239 months for her to admit to it? That time she admitted it back when we were still in Paradisa doesn't count, because she had forgotten him and was basically a clean slate. Now that she's back to her normal self, things've gotta be resolved.

[variada.livejournal.com]

Someone doesn't look happy at all.

[ambitioned.livejournal.com]

And she's avoiding.

Maybe she wants to forget Elliot.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

She probably does. 'Cause that way no one can harass her about how she wants to jump his bones.

[misswillows.livejournal.com]

Genius.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. :>

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

Ho.ly.shit.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda surprised you didn't jump up and say somethin'.

[endured.livejournal.com]

I'm obviously missing out on something huge. :/

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

...

my god, you are a complete and utter asshole.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Is that a confession? :D

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

no.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Time's a'wastin', Benson.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING TO CONFESS TO!

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

...You are fucking stubborn!

I'm gonna get this outta you, one way or another.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about. There's nothing I need to say.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Bullshit! Did you not read the fucking entry?

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I read it. That's why I'm saying there's nothing to admit to!

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

Oh come on Olivia.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

...Not you, too.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Liv, just get this over with.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

What the hell is it with you people?

I told you, I don't need to admit to anything.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

That is the biggest steaming pile a' bullshit I've ever heard.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

I should be ashamed of myself?

I don't think so. If anything, you people should be ashamed of yourselves. This is not an effective way of getting what you want.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

We've tried bein' patient girl. It ain't workin' so well.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously you haven't been patient enough.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

I've been more patient with you than I've ever been with anyone. Including Munch.

It's time to fess up, girl.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

This is getting ridiculous. I don't have to put up with this.

What is this, anyway? Sixth grade?

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

The only person you have to blame for any of this is yourself.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

That's a bunch of crap.

Everyone else chose to blow everything out of proportion, not me.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Ohh my god, I wish Taylor'd get his fucking memory back.

Why can't the mun do it just for this? I need his damn testimony!

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Looks like you're out of luck then, huh?

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? I'm not about to give up that easy.

I'm gonna keep at this until I get a confession.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Well, enjoy yourself.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

I will. This is already amusing as hell.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

Wow. I can't decide if that's the best thing I've read all week, or if you're the biggest asshole I've ever met.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

C'mon, now. You know it's both.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

I know I'd kill you if you ever pulled something like that with me, but then again...maybe know that you've said it, she will.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

No reason to. Your time's already passed, not to mention it wasn't even a challenge for me.

Benson can't touch me. I'm too high up on the totem pole, courtesy of seniority. She doesn't scare me.

[meteorstrike.livejournal.com]

That's harsh.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

It's ridiculous.