i'm sick of all the lies and deception. >:O

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

OLIVIA BENSON LOVES ELLIOT STABLER. THIS IS THE TRUTH. I MEAN, SHIT, I'VE HEARD HER AT LEAST ONCE MUMBLING HIS NAME IN HER SLEEP. TOO BAD TAYLOR LOST HIS MEMORY, BECAUSE HE COULD EASILY BACK ME UP ON THIS (fucking mun, I hate her for that). ANYWAY. SHE LOVES HIM. AND I'M NOT TALKING THAT "OMG B/C HE'S MY BFF!!!" SHIT. NO. SHE IS IN LOVE WITH HIM.

YOU KNOW HOW BENSON POSTED IN dear_mun? SHE WAS, OF COURSE, REFERRING TO "WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?" BY LUDACRIS, WHEREIN IT SAYS,

Backseat, windows up
That's the way we like to fuck

WE ALL (except Taylor) KNOW THAT, HAHAHA, THIS IS WHAT BENSON WOULD LIKE TO DO. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING LYING BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS SHE LYING TO US, SHE'S TRYING TO LIE TO HERSELF. IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S REALLY PATHETIC.

BENSON IS REQUIRED TO ADMIT TO THIS RIGHT HERE, OR ELSE I GO TO THE MUN AND NEGOTIATE GETTING HER MEMORIES OF ELLIOT ERASED (most likely in exchange for all of Taylor's memory, mostly because he's just not the same as a submissive little bitch). I'M SURE I WON'T HAVE TO DO MUCH NEGOTIATING, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE THE MUN WOULD VERY LIKELY APPROVE OF THIS.

Alright, Benson. Stage is yours. Fess up.

Comments

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

What the hell is it with you people?

I told you, I don't need to admit to anything.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

That is the biggest steaming pile a' bullshit I've ever heard.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

I should be ashamed of myself?

I don't think so. If anything, you people should be ashamed of yourselves. This is not an effective way of getting what you want.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

We've tried bein' patient girl. It ain't workin' so well.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously you haven't been patient enough.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

I've been more patient with you than I've ever been with anyone. Including Munch.

It's time to fess up, girl.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

This is getting ridiculous. I don't have to put up with this.

What is this, anyway? Sixth grade?

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

The only person you have to blame for any of this is yourself.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

That's a bunch of crap.

Everyone else chose to blow everything out of proportion, not me.