i'm sick of all the lies and deception. >:O

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

OLIVIA BENSON LOVES ELLIOT STABLER. THIS IS THE TRUTH. I MEAN, SHIT, I'VE HEARD HER AT LEAST ONCE MUMBLING HIS NAME IN HER SLEEP. TOO BAD TAYLOR LOST HIS MEMORY, BECAUSE HE COULD EASILY BACK ME UP ON THIS (fucking mun, I hate her for that). ANYWAY. SHE LOVES HIM. AND I'M NOT TALKING THAT "OMG B/C HE'S MY BFF!!!" SHIT. NO. SHE IS IN LOVE WITH HIM.

YOU KNOW HOW BENSON POSTED IN dear_mun? SHE WAS, OF COURSE, REFERRING TO "WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?" BY LUDACRIS, WHEREIN IT SAYS,

Backseat, windows up
That's the way we like to fuck

WE ALL (except Taylor) KNOW THAT, HAHAHA, THIS IS WHAT BENSON WOULD LIKE TO DO. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING LYING BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS SHE LYING TO US, SHE'S TRYING TO LIE TO HERSELF. IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S REALLY PATHETIC.

BENSON IS REQUIRED TO ADMIT TO THIS RIGHT HERE, OR ELSE I GO TO THE MUN AND NEGOTIATE GETTING HER MEMORIES OF ELLIOT ERASED (most likely in exchange for all of Taylor's memory, mostly because he's just not the same as a submissive little bitch). I'M SURE I WON'T HAVE TO DO MUCH NEGOTIATING, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE THE MUN WOULD VERY LIKELY APPROVE OF THIS.

Alright, Benson. Stage is yours. Fess up.

Comments

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Looks like you're out of luck then, huh?

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? I'm not about to give up that easy.

I'm gonna keep at this until I get a confession.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Well, enjoy yourself.

[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

I will. This is already amusing as hell.

[allmysoul.livejournal.com]

Good to know.