http://endured.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] endured.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] puppetnotes2007-04-10 12:02 pm
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Oh yeah!!!

This is my song to a certain someone. ;D AHEMCLARICECOUGH.

Or it would be, if it wasn't for regular/boring!me ... THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE WHO MIGHT KILL YOU! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? DUH!!! IT MEANS YOU BETTER GET US LAID! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU'VE GOT! Besides, it's been awhile. You haven't seen a va-jay-jay since you got to Paradisa, you jackass. What the fuck are you trying to do? Become a nun? >:O

[identity profile] agent-starling.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
YES THERE ARE ZOMBIES! I DON'T WANT TO DIE AFTER NOT HAVING GOTTEN LAID FOR SIX YEARS!

[identity profile] agent-starling.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
No one needs to know that!

[identity profile] agent-starling.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, the more you tell hot guys, the better chance you have of screwing them.

ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE LATIN.

[identity profile] agent-starling.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll walk outside right now and get mauled if you don't shut up.

[identity profile] agent-starling.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you'll care when mauled!me = mauled!you. Then there won't be any sex for either of us.

[identity profile] agent-starling.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW! SO WHERE ARE YOU?!!?!

[identity profile] agent-starling.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
MY ROOM IN FIVE MINUTES? :D