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Oh yeah!!!

This is my song to a certain someone. ;D AHEMCLARICECOUGH.

Or it would be, if it wasn't for regular/boring!me ... THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE WHO MIGHT KILL YOU! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? DUH!!! IT MEANS YOU BETTER GET US LAID! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU'VE GOT! Besides, it's been awhile. You haven't seen a va-jay-jay since you got to Paradisa, you jackass. What the fuck are you trying to do? Become a nun? >:O

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... You are unbelievable.

NO, YOU ARE! Did Paradisa take away your libido too, Prudy?

No, but see, I've got respect for women.

LOL OH NOT THAT BULLSHIT

YOU PUSSY

"I've got respect for women" ... WHY, BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE!? XDDD

You know, if I'm one, so are you.

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endured.livejournal.com - 2007-04-10 16:17 (UTC) - Expand

OMG I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!

I need laid SO BAD but Miss I'm Busy Protecting The Castle won't take a damn break from shooting at things long enough to go see Elliot! AND NOW IS A PERFECT TIME TO DO IT, TOO! He doesn't have any damn clothes except his boxers!

Maybe I should put this in terms Workaholic would understand:

MEANS - She has a vagina! :D
MOTIVE - He's hot!
OPPORTUNITY - He's walking around in just his boxers and they can't be made of titanium or something. ;D

LOL!!!!! XD OMG

The means, motive & opportunity thing was GREAT!! FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!1

ILU SISTER-THING ♥

SISTER-THING?!?!?!? DANNY I AM NOT A THING! >:O

LOL JK ILU2!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

OMG I'D HAVE PSEUDO-INCEST WITH YOU ANY DAY :) LMAO! I'm JK, you're cool but I don't like you like that. DX

Besides Elliot would kill me. ROFL

OH THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Seriously. OMG. LOL.

Yeah he would. D: He'd kill you dead.

I WOULD KILL YOU. GET YOUR MITTS OFF MY WOMAN!

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I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THOSE ON IF YOU WERE COMING TO SEE ME!

LOL AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT!!! :D

IF THE BROODASS WASN'T BEING SUCH A BROODASS, I'D THROW THE BOXERS OUT THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW AND WAIT FOR YOU.

Alright now, that's enough.

UM NO GUESS AGAIN.

He's not getting us any action so he automatically fails at life. HE'S FIRED!!!!11 >:O LOL I'm like The Donald. :D

YES THERE ARE ZOMBIES! I DON'T WANT TO DIE AFTER NOT HAVING GOTTEN LAID FOR SIX YEARS!

What the fuck?

WHAT? IT'S TRUE!

No one needs to know that!

I KNOW! SO WHERE ARE YOU?!!?!

ANYWHERE YOU WANT ME TO BE, BABY. ;D