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[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

Three yappy puppies and a duck.

Three yappy puppies and a motherfucking duck.

I don't think anyone should be allowed to keep pets, man. This is gettin' outta hand.

Comments

[misswillows.livejournal.com]

You're afraid of a duck? Oh, that's rich.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

I ain't afraid of the damn thing, I just said it freaked me out. It stares at me.

[bad-temper.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, man. You've got a gun. If you're that terrified, shoot it.

[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

I ain't scared of the fuckin' duck!

[unfaythful.livejournal.com]

Do not shoot my duck!

[bad-temper.livejournal.com]

Relax, no one's shooting your duck.