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Three yappy puppies and a duck.

Three yappy puppies and a motherfucking duck.

I don't think anyone should be allowed to keep pets, man. This is gettin' outta hand.

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What'd the duck ever do to you?

I don't like quacking.

Isn't that racist?

Hey, don't talk to me about racism. I know racism, and this sure ain't it. I just don't appreciate being kept up by those damn things.

Oh come on, they're not that bad. MOMO and Brennan's puppies are both pretty quiet.

And what the hell do you have against quacking? It's a duck. It can't do anything to you.

I guess it ain't theirs I've got a problem with. If you'd keep yours and Danny's spotted lovechild quiet long enough for me to get a nap, I wouldn't be so cranky.

Exactly. It's a duck. Look at it. It's freaking me out.

You're afraid of a duck? Oh, that's rich.

I ain't afraid of the damn thing, I just said it freaked me out. It stares at me.

Oh come on, man. You've got a gun. If you're that terrified, shoot it.

I ain't scared of the fuckin' duck!

Do not shoot my duck!

Relax, no one's shooting your duck.

I still wonder if that makes me an uncle.

That's messed up.

Maybe just a little.

... Then again, I'm kind of a dad to Rinoa's dog.

...

Whoa, shit, when did you become a Leontard clone?

Maybe. ;D

Well, I'll be a ~~monkey's~~ dog's uncle.

So that's what it looks like when a Cuban and an albino have kids.

Mean. That's what you are.

Oh come on. If you had any ounce of pigment in your skin, I wouldn't tease you about it.

I've got color!

White is not a color.

She's not white, she's pink. ♥

I am not pink!

Yeah, we have cute kids. :D

Sure do. Even if they do have a couple extra limbs.

They drool a little too, but we love them anyway.

Now do they get that from you or her?

Not sure. Must be one of those recessive traits.

Must be.

Hey, I wonder what you and Liv's kids would look like?

Or be like. I think I speak for everyone when I say I sure hope they wouldn't take after their father. Oh, man, the brooding...

Whoa whoa whoa, back it up there, Danny. :|

Kids?

That's what I said, isn't it?

Ha ha, Taylor.

Hey! Be nice to Mog!

What the hell's a mog?

She's MY duck! And if you're gonna be mean to the one over there, how can I trust you not to be mean to mine?

Why in the hell y'all have ducks is beyond me.

'Cause they came into the castle! And mine followed me around and she was cute, so I decided to keep her!

Hey now, my puppy isn't yappy.

Yeah see I don't know that, because yours ain't over here. You should trade with Starling.

Yeah, I know, I know. Just sayin'. :P

But no can do on the trading, because it'll be like I adopted Danny and Clarice's adopted kid.

And that's just weird.

You said it, man.

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