Hmm...

[endured.livejournal.com]

Okay, question of the day:

Just how the hell do our crack!counterparts get out? Do they gnaw through the bars of their cages or something? Or maybe the muns just suck at guard duty? I don't know, but I really hate seeing that overly horny, disrespectful bastard who has the same name as me around here. He's definitely one person thing I could live without.

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[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, but I'm definitely not a fan of mine. Overly horny doesn't even begin to describe her.

And Benson and Stablers? Jesus Christ.

[endured.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I noticed. Doesn't help that mine just fuels the fire. :|

Oh, those two are... Damn. I just feel really bad for the normal ones.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

God she's embarrassing. I'm sorry about that. :\

It almost makes me feel bad for Stabler.

[bad-temper.livejournal.com]

Almost? That's it?

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

Well, you are still an asshole, so...yeah. Just almost.

[bad-temper.livejournal.com]

If I was an asshole, as you say, because of him, would you be more sympathetic?

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

No, because I know why you're an asshole, and it's got nothing to do with him.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

Fine. I do feel bad for you.

You're lucky I—

[bad-temper.livejournal.com]

I'm lucky you what?

...

Oh...OHHHHH. Ha.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

[bad-temper.livejournal.com]

Oh don't worry. Unlike some people around here, I know how to keep a secret.

Though...

You have been a real bitch to me lately.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

How about we make a deal?

You say nothing, I say nothing.

[bad-temper.livejournal.com]

Works for me.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[bad-temper.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[endured.livejournal.com]

No need to apologize. Like I said, mine's definitely no better.

Almost? Ah, can't you just set aside your differences and feel total sympathy for the guy? :P I think his crack!self is, to him, the worst in relation to yours, mine, or Liv's.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

Well when you put it that way....

[endured.livejournal.com]

...Especially when his is running around in nothing but boxers, but has no objection to ditching them at any given moment. Uh, if he hasn't already.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

:|

Yeah...I guess I can muster up some sympathy for the poor bastard.

[endured.livejournal.com]

At least in that area.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

I don't know how I let you convince me.

[endured.livejournal.com]

Couldn't be my charm, could it? :D

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

Oh, you.

[endured.livejournal.com]

It so is. :)

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

*SIGH*

You're right.

[endured.livejournal.com]

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

You're awful. :D

[endured.livejournal.com]

Nonsense~

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

You're right, you're not awful. You're...heh. You're something else.

[endured.livejournal.com]

Something else?

I can do with that.

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

Yeah me too.

[endured.livejournal.com]

Heh heh ...

[agent-starling.livejournal.com]

Do you ever stop being charming?

[endured.livejournal.com]

Maybe every once in awhile.