puppetnotes | (no subject)

Someday I'm just going to punt you out of here. You're small enough. I could probably get some good distance.

Feh.

You can't do that. One, she likes me. And two, so does everyone else in here.

NEWSFLASH: THEY ALL HATE YOU.

Nice try, shortshit. The only ones that don't like me are you and that creepy bitch in the corner.

!!

I'm telling Lulu you said that.

Go ahead. She doesn't scare me either.

We'll see about that.

Tattle-tale.

What are you? A kindergardner?

Hn.

You're just afraid she's going to kick your ass. I bet you wish you could use magic, too.

Magic? Please. Nothing holds a candle to a cold piece of steel.

We'll see about that.

Creepy bitch in the corner?

You'd better watch yourself, Stabler.

Temper temper.

Just because your hubby isn't here and you can't get laid is no reason to be such a bitch to everyone.

You'll regret saying that.

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

CREEPY BITCH.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

I told you so.

Stay out of this, shortie.

Eeheheheheheheee~!

Don't fuck with me.

Jesus Christ, fine, I'm sorry.

He can't help it.

~~He's like a [white] Rwandan refugee. :D~~

HA. HA.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

I know, I know.

You're really gonna be laughing about it later. Apparently she's got something incredibly evil planned for me.

Like making it so all your clothes were gone wasn't bad enough?

Something like that.

... He's running around naked?

Now I know why he doesn't want me visiting.

Though, you know, it's nothing I haven't seen before.

Nah, not completely. He's just missing shirts and pants. I kinda feel bad for him. ~~But it's also kinda funny.~~

Uh, you haven't seen him... not your memory-be-gone version, anyway. That's what he's worried about.

Oh? That sucks. Let him borrow some of your clothes, then.

... Right. That. I understand.

They wouldn't fit him! He's quite a bit more built than I am.

Yeah, good point. You're kinda... scrawny.

Maybe compared to him I am.

Oh no, she doesn't want to see it.

Now you don't know that.

~~Been awhile since she's seen a nearly-naked man, I'm sure.~~

Well I certainly don't want to see it.

Understandable.

You have no business saying that, since you don't even remember.

I meant it's not like I've never seen a guy like that.

From what I remember, it's been quite a while for you.

... So?