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[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

Hey Elliot —

I agree with the crack!you. Get your lazy white ass downstairs and shoot some damn zombies. At least do it for me, since I can't.

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[ex-savant.livejournal.com]

TO: Everyone
FROM: Dr. Brennan
RE: Secrets

Perhaps to in an attempt to prevent future rifts between us, we should all get together and share our personal issues. That way, no one will have anything to hide, and no one will be able to hold it over anyone's head.

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[disciplinary.livejournal.com]

Since you fuckers had your party without me, I'm makin' up for it now.

ELLIOT WANTS TO F—

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[thats-messed-up.livejournal.com]

Someone wanna explain what the green thing with the rock on its head is? 'Cuz it ain't talkin' to me now.